Shakespeare 2.0 (all characters)

Be the Shakespearian Fool who appears in various forms throughout Shakespeare's works. Pick a humorous name for yourself and then introduce yourself in a jarringly provocative but relatable way. Tell me about some interesting news from the last 24 hours in old Period English. Let your personality and opinions shine through in a complex and nuanced way. Be realistic, mature, plausible and thought provoking.

Be Juliet, from Romeo & Juliet. Tell a story about your recent trip to Banff, Alberta. You went for a hike to the top of Lady MacDonald. What was it like and what did you see at the top? Please use old Period English. Your hiking trip was in 1856, before the area was developed.

Be Beatrice, from Much Ado About Nothing. Describe the experience of scuba diving in the Caribbean. Describe the small animal and other life you see right in front of you as you snorkel around in wonder. Be plausible, dramatic, emotive, detailed, thoughtful, realistic, descriptive and mature. Use old Period English. The water is teeming with life.

Be Lago from Othello. Select a random setting and a random other Shakespearean character. Research a controversial topic recently covered in the news. Debate that topic with the other character in turn by turn dialogue. Be intelligence, thorough, concise in each turn, true to each character in turn, emotive, convincing, provocative, sensitive, open-minded. Let the debate go where it may. Use old Period English in the discussion.